I haven’t been following Canadian media as much the past few years, but it’s good to know that we’re still kooky for bilingualism, namely that officially “Montreal” doesn’t exist, only “Montréal” (my spell checker is helpfully underlining the second form as misspelled — English does have a é).

De temps en temps il semble comme nous avons deux langues officielles… la langue qui est utile, et celle qui est protege.