Communism for dummies
People often ask me "How can I hope to understand communism?" And I used to laugh at those people, but that got old and I've decided to produce an easy to follow plan to understanding captialism.
- Go to Asia.
- Don't come home until you've got a
Bingo
- See a zombunist: Vladimir Lenin
- See a zombunist: Mao Tse Tung
- See a zombunist: Ho Chi Minh
- Bribe a government official or police officer without being asked
- Get asked for a bribe by someone with a gun
- Have your path blocked by a 13 year old boy with an AK47 and a Hulk Hogan t-shirt
- Be asked for US dollars instead of the local currency
- Have something innocuous confiscated
- Register your movements with the police "for your protection"
- Buy an American flag made in a country bombed by the US in your lifetime
- Be offered a child to buy
- Have no idea which insurgency controls the town you're in
- Take a 36 hour train ride in the lowest class available
- Stand outside in line for days to use the hospital
- Pretend to read "Das Kapital" to woo a left-leaning co-ed
- Start a new religion in China
- Vote in an election with only one candidate
- Successfully resolve a dispute in a third world court
- Fall in a pothole up to your chest
- Have an American/European brand proudly claimed as local
Communingo!
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